lord-nightrose's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mega Mayo Robot Wars!!!!!]

Funny...

AJRULES: Try looking at the "Size" stat (42KB) rather than wasting 15 minutes of your time, dumbass...

[Nutty's Nipple Clamps]

Fuck you, novazero.

Get a fucking sense of humor. It's good to consider yourself as a part of something other than the human race like I do.

[Barnyard Brutalities]

Funny shit.

Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to step back and look at it from a neutral perspective. Lighten up, people. Think about what it would feel like to be a hen, knowing that *every one* of your children was sold to be eaten. Now shut up and piss off, whiny bitches.

[Kong]

Excellent work.

This movie is definitely one of the best works on Newgrounds today. It's very stylish; it has a Matrix-ish feel to it. Even though we have literally NO IDEA what is going on, it doesn't really matter. The plot is almost self-explanatory: the good (?) guys are on a mission to take out Commissioner Kong. They run into trouble. Things go weird.

One thing I can say about this animation that I say about few others: Everything fits perfectly. The music; the grim, monotone facial expressions; the stiff animation. It all adds up to one thing: a very good, very attractive piece. Nice job, and keep it up.

[The death of breadman]

I would agree with Schmoe...

But Abba is a fucking faggot and needs to die.

[Mr Pringles' funk machine]

Fuckin' a, man.

That is the funniest shit I've ever seen on here.

[We are America 9-11-2001]

Clarification...

Chakaflange was talking about the review by Pussyhair, not the movie itself. Pussyhair (an inbred sick son of a bitch) said:
"Who ever made the raid I shall applauds for them.
THAT WAS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL,CATASTROPHIC,HEROIC AND CREATIVE ASSULT EVER MADE!! I was really dissapointed that they didn't blow up the white house.... or maybe they are just preserving it for the next onslaught. OOH I can't wait!!! I'm an american too but the attack was just too magnificence."

I agree that people like this ought not be allowed to survive.